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You know, now matter how hard you push the envelope, it will always remain stationery!

Where is the best place to be in an earthquake?
A stationery store!

He really has a very good memory, although it isn't very long!

I was heading to the magic show, and when I was walking up to the entrance, I saw something very entertaining. It was the magician turning into a parking space!

What do you call an obstinate optician?
An obstetrician!

You know, two apples cannot form a pear,
nor can two pears each form a peach!

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